One of the things Lyle brought back with him in the big truck on Sunday was a reindeer. Marty told me that reindeer help Santa take presents to good dogs, but this one does not do that, he sings. I HATE HIM. I REALLY, REALLY HATE HIM.Lyle brought him into the house and I tried to eat him, but the crazies wouldn't let me. Then, since they clearly aren't making me the priority, I decided to get back at them. I POOPED IN THE HOUSE! Marty didn't see me doing it, and I tried to blame the reindeer, but she didn't believe me. Then I tried to blame Navidson, but Marty says she spends enough time picking up after both of us that she knows whose poop is whose. I think that is super gross. Marty hit herself in the head with a roll of paper towels for being a bad owner. I think that was a good move on her part.
Devin and Koren are coming back this weekend, and I am going to make them take the reindeer. I am NOT OKAY with him being in my house.
AA, wait until the reindeer tries to eat your treats and play with your toys.....by the way, reindeer just love candy cane rawhides.......better hide them in a safe place....or did you eat them all already......Happy New Year..........
ReplyDeleteOh, you think your crazies are crazy? My stoopid hoomins brought a tree into the burrow, a real, live, delicious tree. Obviously it's there to eat. Why else would you bring a tree into the burrow? But when I snack on it they get angry! Can you believe that? Stoopid hoomin in Chief actually took tree out of my mouth tonight. She flipped me over and took it while I was chewing. Maybe she and the other stoopid hoomins want the tree all to themselves.
ReplyDeleteAlso, they keep taking me to the vet to get poked and prodded -and- they haven't given my crasins or triscuit in days.
And then they get mad when I eat the tree.
They're all insane.
-Perkins
Oh no, I think the reindeer may have done something with Awesome......he has not been heard from ever since the reindeer appeared on the scene......hope you are doing okay pal...should have shared your treats..........
ReplyDeleteI was about to say the same thing to you Big Z. I'm really worried about you. I'm thinking about having and Amber alert issued. Also, I'm mad that you're not here today - you were supposed to be! More proof something has happened to you and the Crazies are trying to cover it up. Hope you're ok. If you can, send me a sign to let me know...
ReplyDeleteThat is two important people concerned about the whereabouts of AA.....and the reindeer has that big smile on his face.....something definitely seems amiss....I think we should call for a Congressional investigation.....maybe Obama had something to do with A's disappearance....where is Issa when you need him.......
ReplyDeleteThat Reindeer does have an awfully sinister smile...
ReplyDeleteCalm down, Rotten (if you are reading this)! I'm sure your security detail can protect you from Obama and his people. If they need reinforcement, let me know and I'll contact Thunder.
ReplyDeleteStill no sign of Awesome.....I have got my gang on high alert.....Tornado is ready to roll some heads......Hurricane is wanting proof his brother is okay....there is tension all around this place......that is always the case around here whenever Obama's name is mentioned......stealing a famous line from E.T.......AA, phone home....or at least your Aunt Becky........
ReplyDeletePlease send proof of life. We are concerned. You are being extremely inconsiderate to those that care about you if you are just ignoring us so you can play with Navidson. Maybe something bad really did happen - perhaps you need to come live me in that case. Look forward to hearing from you SOON!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd there the reindeer continues to sit with that sinister smile on his face......I am beginning to think I may have to fly my flag at half mast if this continues. I am surprised that Awesome has not at least touched base with his Aunt Becky being how much he says he cares for her......the actions are not consistent with the words AA......your fans continue to wait patiently and hope that all is okay but further silence on your end may have consequences......I am going to say a prayer to the doggie gods that all is okay with you and your humans.......
ReplyDeleteOk, I'm getting really concerned now. I talked to one of the Crazies yesterday and she assured me that you were fine, just busy taking care of her since your grandhuman got her sick. Upon further reflection though, she did not sound that sick and she conveniently called when you were unavailable. Once you confirm you really are ok, I think I am going to call PuppyProtectiveServices and they will likely remove you from the little house which is clearly not a safe environment for you and make you live with me. Good thing I got an Anzio approved water dish for Christmas.
ReplyDeletePuppy Protective Services.....that is pulling out the big guns right there......if nothing else it sounds as if Awesome will be getting quite a few treats and playtime activities once the humans feel good again.....if you play your cards right AA this entire disappearance thing can be worked very well to your advantage......
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