I have another human sibling! She's Devin's littermate, and I hadn't met her before, but she came over for dinner last night and brought her family. That is not the surprising part. The surprising part is: I HAVE HUMAN NIECES AND A NEPHEW! They think I am a little scary because I am so big, (I am so big!) but they let me taste their hands anyway. They tasted like pizza and juice boxes. I stepped on one of them and knocked the other one over. Marty apologized and said I am just a puppy and am still learning, but they said I am not a puppy, I am a big dog. (I am a big dog!) They are pretty small though. I guess human puppies must be on REALLY slow growth puppy formula.
I had to go in my box while they were eating (because Marty said mugging H. Bill was bad enough but that I should try to make a good first impression). It wasn't horrible though, because I got a kong full of cheese. Then I showed them how good I am at fetch (that's when I knocked one down). They were pretty impressed (I am really good at fetch).
They watched a movie, but I had to stay on my leash so I wouldn't scare them. I got to eat a WHOLE wolverine and after they left, I got to clean up popcorn. I think this was a pretty good visit.
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