
I got a package in the mail today (it was addressed to Marty, which I think was rude, but whatever). It was three whole boxes of treats! And I don't even have to share them!!

Obviously, if I were really as important to them as they pretend I am, the treats would have gotten here YESTERDAY. Marty said it was because we had snow, but I say, good humans make plans not excuses!

I have to say that having had these special cookies, I don't understand why the humans make such a big deal about chocolate. I am not a fan.
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