You Won't Believe This

I have another human sibling!  She's Devin's littermate, and I hadn't met her before, but she came over for dinner last night and brought her family.  That is not the surprising part.  The surprising part is:  I HAVE HUMAN NIECES AND A NEPHEW!  They think I am a little scary because I am so big, (I am so big!) but they let me taste their hands anyway.  They tasted like pizza and juice boxes.  I stepped on one of them and knocked the other one over.  Marty apologized and said I am just a puppy and am still learning, but they said I am not a puppy, I am a big dog.  (I am a big dog!)  They are pretty small though.  I guess human puppies must be on REALLY slow growth puppy formula.

I had to go in my box while they were eating (because Marty said mugging H. Bill was bad enough but that I should try to make a good first impression).  It wasn't horrible though, because I got a kong full of cheese.  Then I showed them how good I am at fetch (that's when I knocked one down).  They were pretty impressed (I am really good at fetch).

They watched a movie, but I had to stay on my leash so I wouldn't scare them.  I got to eat a WHOLE wolverine and after they left, I got to clean up popcorn.  I think this was a pretty good visit.

Navidson Came Back!

Friday night we had a big playdate.  H. Bill brought his family over AND Navidson and Dan came!  H. Bill was wearing fake fur, so I was a little confused at first, but we figured it out.  Marty made dinner (Navidson and I didn't get any) and I was going to share with H. Bill, but everyone kept telling me no.  I didn't think that was fair at all.  I am working on convincing his littermates that they should get a dog of their own, but they don't really believe me!

COWS!

Marty decided that since I am missing Navidson so much, tonight would be a good night for me to get my Christmas present from Aunt Becky.  Aunt Becky gave it to me when we all opened our presents (of course), but Marty said I couldn't have it while Navidson was visiting because we destroy nice things.  Navidson and I did destroy four toys while he was here, but it's okay, that's what toys are for!

Marty says I have some toys that are okay for tug and destruction, but that my nice toys have to get put up when I have friends over.  So that is why I wasn't allowed to have this present for ALMOST A MONTH.  Because my humans hate me.

Anyway, I FINALLY got to open it tonight.  (Marty had to help me unwrap it.)  It's a barn that has COWS in it!  I love cows!  My first new toy that Aunt Becky gave me was a cow.  Unfortunately, Navidson and I killed the part that made it talk a very long time ago, and it was one of the four we totally destroyed while he was here this time.  But now I got new cows from Aunt Becky!  These cows are kinda like my squirrels, but I have to open one of the doors to get them out of the barn.  The squirrels' log doesn't have doors, so it's easier.  

I have made Marty put the cows back in the barn about twenty times already!

I Miss Navidson!

Last night, Dan came over and picked up Navidson and took him back to his own house.  I sat at the door and waited for him to come back for at least a half an hour.















Today I am very lonely.  The house is too quiet, and even having Joyce and Nita here to play with me has not made it better.

Navidson is coming over for dinner tomorrow.  I miss him so much!

No More Demon Toe!

Yesterday I went to the vet (Navidson did not have to go).  I got treats for waiting, treats for going in the room, and REALLY GOOD treats (H. Bill's leftover omelet) when Dr. Richards came in to check me.  My toe is so much better that Dr. Richards didn't even scrape it!  Unfortunately, that means no more special breakfasts.

AND, the bumps and scratches on my stomach that Marty was so sure were going to mean more antibiotics?  Dr. Richards said they're probably just from lots of roughhousing with Navidson (http://sendnavidsonhome.com/) and that I am not a baby puppy anymore and my immune system should be able to handle it without drugs.  Yay for no more pills!

Send Navidson Home!

I really like Navidson; he's my BFF.  But I am an only dog and I am tired of having to share my humans (and my toys and everything else).

So while Marty and Lyle have been busy ignoring me, I've created a petition.  Help me!

SEND NAVIDSON HOME!

(My grandhuman didn't know there was an actual petition, so in case it's not obvious:  http://sendnavidsonhome.com/)

Proof of Life (sort of)

I am alive, but being held against my will in the little house.  Marty isn't feeling good and I have reason to believe she may be attempting to sedate me.